Talossan Immigration
From Kingdom of Talossa
Azul, prospective Talossan! (See, already you know how to say "Hello" in Talossan.)
Becoming a Talossan is so easy it's almost funny.
The immigration process begins with writing to Viteu Toctviac'hteir (the Immigration Minister); he or another staff member in the ministry will reply, asking you a few simple questions (like who and where you are, and why you want to become a Talossan) and verify that you are a real person. (It is totally easy; kind of like the three questions required to cross the Bridge of Death in Monty Python and the Holy Grail — "What is your name?" "What is your quest?" "What is your favourite colour?")
After that, you will be assigned a TalossAssistant, a current citizen whose job it is to see to it that you have all you need during your short journey to become a full Talossan citizen.
Before you begin, you should be familiar with Talossan Immigration Law. What you want to read is The Umpteenth Immigration Reform Act (Talossan Statutory Law 35RZ22). Go ahead; it won't hurt.
As you can see, there's a lot of other stuff to do in Talossa. Politics, language, music, sport... and most of all, just plain fun. We're not just a nation of laws, we are a nation of people. Talossa is a way of thinking. Talossa is a culture. Come join us.
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